Mistake # 2

Then. You think they won't think they can run the world. I mean seriously, a four month old - how hard can it be?
Hard people. It is hard.

I.E. #1 - Hunger strike.
              AKA - Refusing to consume liquids, semi-solids or nutrients of any kind. For Fun. No reason. And then I shall consume incredible amounts of liquid after simply have some play time. So heat that bottle up again folks!

I.E. #2 - Sleep refusal.
              AKA - Staying awake. No matter what. Dark room? Who cares when I can just play with my  blankie! Soothing music? I shall sing along! Mommy rocking me? Woohoo! Play time! No binky? Very well, I shall cry. Binky? I will use it in my quest for world domination by sucking on it whenever a moment of droopy eyes strikes.

Do not be fooled - the list goes on.

I.E. #3 - DEMANDS

Here is a small sample of what a teeny person still able to count her age in weeks, demands:

- If my diaper is even a liiiitle bit peed, it must be changed. I cannot go on without it being clean.

- If I have pooped, I demand instant compensation for my hard pooping work - AKA instant diaper change.

- If we are in the car when I happen to unleash the fury, I do fully expect you to stop the car, pull into a parking lot (for safety. Wouldn't wany anything to happen to adorable little me), get into the back seat, and change me. No place to throw that gagging diaper? Not my fault.

- In the night, if I happen to wake, THERE HAD BETTER BE FOOD. If you fail, there will be punishment.  As soon as you are fully awake, I will drop off instantly and completely. Have fun with the insomnia. See you bright and early!

SMALL sample people. Small sample.